make a wish.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via asian)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via frostbackcat)


Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

image

(via guy)

caseyanthonyofficial:

A moment of silence for my black friend Emilee
Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit.

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

(via gnarly)

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